lucybelle Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 That's why ticas wear sexy clothes! To get the taxi! Today I waited almost 20 minutes for a taxi to show up at WalMart. I informed the watchie I was waiting for one and he assured me one would be along. Well when one finally showed up I walked over to it to get in, and right as I was about to hop in a girl in a sexy little skin tight mini dress hopped in. The watchie instructed her too. I looked at him and said "I've been here longer!" He says "Oh, I thought you wanted a pirata" My dowdy school uniform didn't stand a chance against that little number. So I walked to another stop. Ass hat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibas9 Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) That's why ticas wear sexy clothes! To get the taxi! Today I waited almost 20 minutes for a taxi to show up at WalMart. I informed the watchie I was waiting for one and he assured me one would be along. Well when one finally showed up I walked over to it to get in, and right as I was about to hop in a girl in a sexy little skin tight mini dress hopped in. The watchie instructed her too. I looked at him and said "I've been here longer!" He says "Oh, I thought you wanted a pirata" My dowdy school uniform didn't stand a chance against that little number. So I walked to another stop. Ass hat... --Works on buses too Edited September 6, 2012 by tibas9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewart.tb Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Works to get the seats once they're on a crowded bus too. Shoot, I feel guilty my own self, keeping my seat in my jeans and flip flops, if there's some chick in a tight short skirt and hose trying to balance on her stilettos without breaking an acrylic nail on the handhold. I mean, if it works on me, imagine the hombres leaping up in a sudden burst of chivalry ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salish sea Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Ah, Lucy and Tiffany, just wait another 40 (Lucy) or 20 (Tiffany) years ... I've had some of those gorgeous Ticas offer me a seat on an overcrowded bus because I'm (ahem) old, though not to my spouse, whose hair is much greyer than mine is ... regards, Gayle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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