New at home rapid Coronavirus test

[Tom and Marcia 0]

I am pleased to announce that I have developed at home coronavirus test that is faster, less expensive, and as accurate as the test that is used at the White House every day.

Even better, you don't have to buy it from me. Here is how it works.

1. Get a penny.

2. Flip said penny.

3. Heads you're negative.  Tails you're positive.

If you don't like the result, you can go 2 out of 3.

This test may also be performed with the coins of other nations, but let's face it, the USA has the best testing.

 

 

[Bob205 0]

No wonder Don is negative. His coins have 2 faces